13. Constantly drink in extra. Do not stop until such time you’re staggering, slurring and somewhat embarrassing your self. During intercourse, paw at her incompetently and belch at key moments. Then get to sleep, perspiring lager and snoring loudly. She will dump you with time to back get your liver into form.
14. Be lame and weedy on all issues linked to your health and diet. Get vegan, then assert you may not consume carrots, mushrooms or any sorts of salad since you can’t stand them. Produce a wheat allergy. Groan «we feel faint! Personally I think swollen! » after each and every dinner. Then decide to try fearlessly eating a bit of toast, and try your sleep for several days with a «bread hangover». […]